Title: Tap Dance on Ants

 When it comes to crush, nothing turns me on more than women who are killing tons of helpless and innocent bugs. It’s nice if they step on some snails or squish a few flies. But to kill thousands of tiny critters is much more exciting to me. And of course, the best bugs to be killed by the thousands are ants. Unfortunately, I have never witnessed any ant-massacres live. But at least one woman I knew told about such a carnage. This is the story:
In the office where I used to work, there was a secretary who was one of the cruellest women I’ve ever met. I saw her killing flies with her bare hands and she once mentioned that she loved to pour salt on all the slugs she was finding in her garden. This female exterminator was in her 30’s with long brown hair and the body of a real amazon – 6 feet 1 tall and weighing at least 160 pounds. One day she was sitting in her armchair with her huge legs crossed, smoking a cigarette and chatting idly with some colleagues while I was just taking some writing materials from the closet in this room. The amazon was just telling that she had solved a serious ant problem the other day: When coming home from work, she had seen a big trail of ants about 2 inches wide (she indicated the trail’s width with two of her fingers, whose long nails were polished brightly red) running from one side of the kitchen to the other. She immediately took off her pumps and changed into a pair of wooden Dutch clogs. Then she started to “tap-dance” (that was the expression she used) on the trail from one side to the other until the thousands and thousands of ants were all stomped dead. What a pity no-one could witness this sight, isn’t it?

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