Title: Tap Dance on Ants
When
it
comes
to
crush,
nothing
turns
me
on
more
than
women
who
are
killing
tons
of
helpless
and
innocent
bugs.
It’s
nice
if
they
step
on
some
snails
or
squish
a
few
flies.
But
to
kill
thousands
of
tiny
critters
is
much
more
exciting
to
me.
And
of
course,
the
best
bugs
to
be
killed
by
the
thousands
are
ants.
Unfortunately,
I
have
never
witnessed
any
ant-massacres
live.
But
at
least
one
woman
I
knew
told
about
such
a
carnage.
This
is
the
story:
In
the
office
where
I
used
to
work,
there
was
a
secretary
who
was
one
of
the
cruellest
women
I’ve
ever
met.
I
saw
her
killing
flies
with
her
bare
hands
and
she
once
mentioned
that
she
loved
to
pour
salt
on
all
the
slugs
she
was
finding
in
her
garden.
This
female
exterminator
was
in
her
30’s
with
long
brown
hair
and
the
body
of
a
real
amazon
–
6
feet
1
tall
and
weighing
at
least
160
pounds.
One
day
she
was
sitting
in
her
armchair
with
her
huge
legs
crossed,
smoking
a
cigarette
and
chatting
idly
with
some
colleagues
while
I
was
just
taking
some
writing
materials
from
the
closet
in
this
room.
The
amazon
was
just
telling
that
she
had
solved
a
serious
ant
problem
the
other
day:
When
coming
home
from
work,
she
had
seen
a
big
trail
of
ants
about
2
inches
wide
(she
indicated
the
trail’s
width
with
two
of
her
fingers,
whose
long
nails
were
polished
brightly
red)
running
from
one
side
of
the
kitchen
to
the
other.
She
immediately
took
off
her
pumps
and
changed
into
a
pair
of
wooden
Dutch
clogs.
Then
she
started
to
“tap-dance”
(that
was
the
expression
she
used)
on
the
trail
from
one
side
to
the
other
until
the
thousands
and
thousands
of
ants
were
all
stomped
dead.
What
a
pity
no-one
could
witness
this
sight,
isn’t
it?